woah.

i just saw this one on the net :D

OPINIONS

ICA

A friend recently told me (on my ‘kabastusan’), “Alam mo Sorsi, iba ka sa mga ICAns na kilala ko. Yung mga kilala kong ICAns, conservative and demure. Sa kama lang lumalabas ang pagka-wild.” I dunno but I’ve been hearing this often from guys younger than I am…that ICAns are conservative outside but freaky in the sheets. I don’t know how true this is but during my time…our sterotype was “mataray na conservative”. Now…the younger batches are ‘mahinhin kuno pero wild pala’. I’m not sure which one is better.
But I remember, ages ago, my sister was caught kissing her boyfriend in front of the gate. She was in high school then. And the principal went ballistic! My parents were called…my dad yelled expletives at the nun (my dad was drunk then and thought our principal was a crank caller…so he started yelling a lot of…really foul words), etc. And now, I hear girls are getting pregnant in grade school! No wonder the same principal/nun has decided to step down (last I heard).
Another stereotype of ICAns is that we’re rich chinese brats (same as Xavier). But really, that’s just slightly true (take me for example…I’ve had my share of being mocked for having a fake KeroKeroppi bag when I was in grade school). But since we’re a Chinese school…we can’t help but have the daughters of rich tycoons in our school. Just a few years ago, I met an ICAn in kindergarten who is the neice of a mall tycoon. She was an only child and my friend asked her, “So do you want to have a baby brother or a baby sister?” She replied, “I don’t want to have any brothers or sisters so I don’t have to share my ____(a chinese word)” My friend said, “What’s that?” and the little girl said, “You know, the money you get when your parents die.” Wow, I didn’t even have a concept of ‘mana’ until I was older.

Poveda

Next to Assumption (tusok tusok the fishball), Poveda gets the most flak for having conyotic girls. Some say it’s just because other girls schools are just jealous because Povedans usually get all the boys. And it’s true naman, there are a lot of pretty girls in Poveda (and Assumption for that matter). But here are some Poveda cheers I’ve heard…not sure if they are true.
Cheer #1 (do this with a butt-shaking dance…it’s funnier when demonstrated) ”If you want to be Pow-vey-dan, Pow-vey-dan, Pow-veydan…if you want to be Pow-vey-dan, WELL YOU CAN’T!”
Cheer #2: P - Pow-vey-da! O - Ow-vey-da! V - Veyda…(and so on and so forth…)
I also met a pretty little Poveda student a few years ago…she was only in first grade and could put makeup on me better than I could. She would even tell me, “Tita Sorsi, your makeup kit is sooo hopeless! You should buy Shu Uemura and Mac!” When I said I didn’t have money, she was aghast and said, “It’s an investment!” One time, we were talking about Ryan Philippe.
Povedan: “Ryan Philippe is sooo cute! Reese Witherspoon is so lucky!
Me: “Yeah, I heard they just had a baby”
Povedan: “What! So you mean they’re having S-E-X??”
Me: (a bit shocked and unsure of how to proceed because her mom might kill me if I pollute her daughter’s mind) “Yes, of course they’re having sex, they’re married!”
Povedan: “Why, even naman if you’re not married you can still have sex ah”
Me: (shut up)

La Salle Greenhills

I’ve had an impression before that LSGH boys are manyakis. But then people tell me ALL boys’ schools are ‘manyakis’ just for the fact that they have boys with raging hormones. What I thought of LSGH came from my sister…who had a boyfriend from LSGH…who told us one of their favorites extra-curricular activities in school. MASS MASTURBATION.
In fact, if we follow the PE 101 definition of Sports as any physical activity that involves competition (Thanks Justin), the LSGH boys have turned masturbation into a sport. Here are the events in this particular sport:
Pabilisan - who can cum the fastest
Paramihan- who can secrete the most cum
Palayuan- who can squirt his cum the farthest distance

Montessori de San Juan

I don’t know how many of you know that this school exists. It used to be named Children’s House on Montessori Lane and is owned by Gabby Concepcion’s family. I heard that in this school…you will learn everything…Lesbianism, slashing with a blade, drugs, abortion, forgery, dressing in white t-shirts to attract boys…everything! Someone I know went here and in just one year…got into a lesbian relationship, found out how to have lesbian sex, ran away from home, slashed her fingers with letters of her lover’s name, got kicked out, bribed a teacher, got false school documents…all in one school year.

Uno

If you’ve never heard of Uno…you’re probably not Fil-Chi. Uno is a Chinese school which is famous for having cameras in the classrooms. I heard that the principal, or someone, monitors all the classroom cameras. If you get caught even just talking to a boy (girls and boys are separated in the classroom), you will get called over the PA system.

St. Jude

Here’s another strict Chinese school. I heard that for their proms and school dances, the SCHOOL chooses your ‘date’ for you. And when they start dancing, they have to be like 6 inches apart! The teachers even had rulers to make sure the students kept their distance.

St. Paul

I knew some students from Montessori De San Juan before who drive by St. Paul and roll down their windows to make chicken sounds. Instead of the usual bok-bok-bokok chicken sounds, they would yell “Pok pok pokok!”
I heard that during breaks, lesbian couples would lock up in the CR cubicles and make out and….well, you know…
I also heard from a Paulinian that she once had a really bad ‘tagos’ (stain from menstruation)…and the school nurse accused her of having an abortion. Apparently, she’s had several cases of girls bleeding from abortion pills.

DJHS

Okay, I’m sure you’ve never heard of this school…I think it’s actually a public school. It’s Dona Juana High School or something. And I just included it here because I once watched the Johnsons Teen Cheer Competition and when the DJHS students cheered..the first thing I heard was “D! J! Etch! S!” And it stuck.

Aquinas

In Mandaluyong, people would say Lourdes school and Aquinas school have the most badings. I don’t know how true that is but when I went to my baby brother’s halloween party….I saw A LOT of boys who came in WITCH costumes.

Xavier

I just heard once that in UP, Xavierians are the worst drugistas.
Oh…and I’m just telling this for the sake of telling it…I met a Xavierian once who, during the days of beepers or pagers, made a rap song as his intro (I think it was Easy Call which allowed us to record a short intro like, “You have reached Sorsi’s pager” or something). This was his rap song:
“Cut the crap!… pahawak ng joga. Sige na, pahawak ng joga. Cut the crap, pahawak ng joga..”
Unfortunately, his mother called his pager number….and wham! he got a big slap in the face from mommy dearest!